Guest Blogger Post 2

Dear Dumbass Pocketbook Thief:

Dear Dumbass who stole MB's pocketbook last night at BR's reunion party and who is sitting in jail right now! Next time you steal someone's shit, it might be in your best interest to actually LEAVE the bar with it instead of still hanging out there because your ass got so busted on surveillance! It was also really dumb of you to try to stuff something that big in the back of the toilet, so thank you very much for ruining EVERTYTHING with water! The best part of the night though was when we actually got to go through your pocketbook (after you were arrested) and get all of M's stuff back! The best thing we found was actually yours, your cell phone in mid text message, To MOM, "I think I'm getting arr....." Yes, we know you didn't get to finish the message to mom because you did in fact get arrested on a felony charge! Good luck with that!
Love,
NK, JH & of course, MB

You Stupid Twat:

Dear Stupid Twat:

Are you fucking crazy?

THIS is what you post in a forum bashing American women. NEED I REMIND YOU THAT YOU ARE AN AMERICAN WOMAN???? You must be SO PROUD to call these douchebags friends.

Jenny speaks about her fellow American women

Jenny, a sweet American girl:

hmmm, my husband dated 19-20 american girls and said they were all boring, self-centered, lazy (they excpected their future husband to come home after work and do dishes, clean, cook, when they would stay home all day as a housewife). Kinda meessed up; but i'm sure there's some good american women out there (Editor's note: If they are "out there", then where are they? I have not met them!)

Let me tell you something sweetie, you are going down. Because your dumbass husband is going to leave you, and you clearly have no brain or any type of skills that would fucking help you in the world. Good for you - you know how to clean a toilet and give a blow job. Let's see what kind of job you can turn those skills into when your dipshit husband leaves you for the next dumb slut. You are so stupid, I feel I must warn you.  When your douchebag husband leaves you, you will be on welfare with your 10 kids and no money. 

YOU think YOU are one of the so called "good American women"??? You are dumber than dirt. Is this what these dumbass guys on that stupid website want in a woman?  A stupid submissive moron who blows smoke up their ass all day long??? A quiet little tramp whose job it is to dress up like a Barbie doll for their man and cater to his every desire? If you were out in the workforce, you are telling me that you would come home and do all the dishes, cooking, cleaning, etc. while your dickbag husband laid on the sofa and drank a beer? COME ON!!! There is no way YOU are an American woman. You had to be either a stupid mail order bride, some dumb slut who used this guy for his green card to become a citizen, A TRANNY, or some stupid loser who is just so greatful that anyone would marry them that they worship the ground the stupid ass husband walks on.

So sorry I have a career. So sorry I've prepared myself to contribute to my family's finances AND also made myself capable of earning a living in case my husband should (God forbid) die or leave me.  What an idiot I am.

You've got to be kidding me. It's women like you that give women everywhere a bad name.

You go ahead and converse with your husband about how everyone except you is a crappy American woman.  Then, when some teenage whore comes around and your husband follows his dick into her vagina and leaves you alone with his children, you let me know if you want to take him for some money to care for HIS stupid children.

Fuck you. You will get whatever you deserve. Moron.

Stupid twat.

Love,
ME

P.S.
YOU are worse than any man on that stupid bullshit boycott American women site.  How good will your cooking and cleaning skills be when you are ALONE and your husband is fucking his secretary? Have fun, dumbass.

P.P.S.
Tell your dickbag friends to be sure they put the link to this post on their Boycott American Women website. I do SO love the publicity! Thanks

Love,
ME

Dear Dickbag:

Dear Dickbag:

Please don't wave your hands at me and yell as if I am the one doing something wrong.

I am going straight and you are turning left. This means I have the right of way, NOT YOU. 

Also, YOU ARE DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE FUCKING ROAD.

So SHUT THE FUCK UP. Because I want nothing more than to get out of my car and punch your face out.

You dumb douche.

Love,
ME

P.S.  I have a map that will help you. I've posted it before, but maybe you missed it? In any event, here it is. Study it. And next time, drive on the right side of the road. Unless you are in England or something.

Dear Psycho:

Dear Psycho:

This is hilarious. Thanks for the laughs!

Haha, got a couple of more replies from hateful feminists. The first one is funny, in the sense of how angry this woman has become due to the Boycott American Women blog:http://letterstothejackassesoutthere.blogspot.com/2011/07/dear-dipshit.html

And the second one is a racist woman who said that "asian women belong in porn, and we American women are the best women in the world". I wrote her back telling her what a racist bitch she was, and here is the response she wrote:http://www.justinappropriate.com/2011/07/im-westernicated-but-in-super-fun-way.html

What's most hilarious is that YOU came on MY blog to comment with your nonsense, and then YOU, posted THIS, so your delusional followers (who probably are even bigger losers than you, if that's even possible) would think that I care enough to come look at what you wrote.

I happened upon this accidentally (on my stats page, it seems all of my traffic is coming from your site!!!!!!), but I am so glad I did. Thanks for the free publicity!

Love,
ME

P.S. I'm not a hateful feminist, I just hate you. Anyone with a vagina does, which is why you THINK you are boycotting American women. But really, American women are boycotting YOU.

Dear Idiot

Dear Idiot:

17 missed calls constitutes an emergency. Imagine my panic when in half an hour, there were 17 missed calls from you.

Imagine my ANGER when, upon calling back, I find that the "EMERGENCY" was that you wanted Taco Bell.

FURTHER, imagine my RAGE when I found out that you had to charge a pizza from Domino's because "there was no food in the house". I guess I must have dreamed that entire roast beef that was in the fridge.

Our bills are out of control. We can't afford ANYTHING. We really need to save the credit card for emergencies. AGAIN, an emergency is not that you have the munchies at 12 midnight.

Just so we are clear, an emergency is:  A serious, unexpected, and often dangerous situation requiring immediate action*.

You're a fucking moron, and you are dragging me down with you. Check your spending before I fuck you up.

Thanks!

Love,
Me

*Thank you Wikipedia

What Kind of Morons Do You Take Us For:

To Whom It May Concern:

Do you seriously expect us to believe that Sarah Jessica Parker got her hair out of your stupid box? NO FUCKING WAY! What kind of retard do you take me for?



There is no way that hair color came from the stupid box. Furthermore, there is no way Eva Mendes' hair is as fabulous as it is because of Pantene. Give me a fucking break.



I call bullshit on this:



YOU ARE ALL A FUCKING BUNCH OF LIARS.

I believe that when Taylor Swift wakes up in the morning, she looks every bit as shitty as I do.

I believe that Sarah Jessica Parker's hair is dull and mousy.

I believe that Eva Mendes used Pantene when she was 12, but now she buys the good stuff since SHE IS RICH.

These assholes will say anything for the amount of money they are getting paid to endorse THIS SHIT.

YOU ARE ALL FULL OF SHIT.

Love,
ME

American Woman Hater

Dear American Woman Hater:

Since you have so much spare time because no one wants to date you, you've chosen to stalk my fellow American Female Bloggers:

You are the very reason why I do not even consider dating American women. Your blog paints a picture of a classless, trashy, racist, subhuman feminist monster. You are going to cheat on your husband, never learn how to cook or clean, never want children, gain weight, and take half of any man's money. All American men should quit wanting women like you and get a real woman, like an Asian woman. You don't hold blankety blank blank blank to an Asian. Your second toe is longer than your first and your breath smells like tacos. (also insert the word "western" in a lot of places. He liked this word as though it was synonymous with disease-ridden and gingivitis)*

Nice message you left my friend. I really wish you would take my advice and seek therapy instead of sitting at your computer all day, with one hand down your pants jerking off. You know pyschiatrists are doctors. They can get you a boatload of viagra along with the  antipsychotic drugs they will surely prescribe you.

I'm sure I will be hearing from you soon, since you read my blog every day and won't be able to resist making a comment. 

Get a life!

Love,
ME 

P.S. I know I sent you the link for the Russian mail order brides last time you made a comment on my blog, but clearly you prefer Asians, so I went ahead and found some Asian mail order brides for you.  They probably have really low standards, so you should be able to find someone you can purchase.  I'm sure some of them are so desperate to become American citizens that they would even stoop as low as to let YOU buy them. http://www.asianbeauties.com/?gclid=CPaBrbnNpKoCFeVx5Qodd2uOYw YOU ARE WELCOME!

Love,
ME
*Check out how SHE ripped him one here: http://www.justinappropriate.com/2011/07/im-westernicated-but-in-super-fun-way.html