To Whom It May Concern:

To Whom It May Concern*:

Where the fuck is my tax return? I'm dying here. I realize you are also broke, but out of the two of us, only you have the ability to print money without doing time.

Kindly get it to me ASAP.

Thanks.

Love,
Me

P.S. NYS you are even worse! Give me my money you Loser!

*Federal Government