Thursday, March 3, 2011

Dear Assface:

Dear Assface:

It just shows how great you are that you can't tolerate being around your children for more than 15 minutes at a time.

I left for 5 seconds and asked you to help the daughter with studying for her math test. I even left you a bunch of change so you could physically go over money with her. I specifically told you I had to do religion AND math with her before bed.

That does not mean put the child to bed without doing anything so you can watch the Knick game.

YOU are a jackass, and when our kid fails her math test and goes to hell, we have no one to blame but you.

Thanks again for being so fabulous.

Love you,
ME

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