American Woman Hater

Dear American Woman Hater:

Since you have so much spare time because no one wants to date you, you've chosen to stalk my fellow American Female Bloggers:

You are the very reason why I do not even consider dating American women. Your blog paints a picture of a classless, trashy, racist, subhuman feminist monster. You are going to cheat on your husband, never learn how to cook or clean, never want children, gain weight, and take half of any man's money. All American men should quit wanting women like you and get a real woman, like an Asian woman. You don't hold blankety blank blank blank to an Asian. Your second toe is longer than your first and your breath smells like tacos. (also insert the word "western" in a lot of places. He liked this word as though it was synonymous with disease-ridden and gingivitis)*

Nice message you left my friend. I really wish you would take my advice and seek therapy instead of sitting at your computer all day, with one hand down your pants jerking off. You know pyschiatrists are doctors. They can get you a boatload of viagra along with the  antipsychotic drugs they will surely prescribe you.

I'm sure I will be hearing from you soon, since you read my blog every day and won't be able to resist making a comment. 

Get a life!

Love,
ME 

P.S. I know I sent you the link for the Russian mail order brides last time you made a comment on my blog, but clearly you prefer Asians, so I went ahead and found some Asian mail order brides for you.  They probably have really low standards, so you should be able to find someone you can purchase.  I'm sure some of them are so desperate to become American citizens that they would even stoop as low as to let YOU buy them. http://www.asianbeauties.com/?gclid=CPaBrbnNpKoCFeVx5Qodd2uOYw YOU ARE WELCOME!

Love,
ME
*Check out how SHE ripped him one here: http://www.justinappropriate.com/2011/07/im-westernicated-but-in-super-fun-way.html