Tuesday, June 7, 2011

To Whom It May Concern:

To Whom It May Concern:

It's nice to know that there is good, honest work to be found out there! Imagine my delight when I came across your ad on Craigslist:

We are currently hiring females to appear in our wrestling videos and promotional photo work. MUST be 18 and have valid ID. Full training provided. PT ...we will work with your availability. Height, weight, size not important. SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY If you have NO interest in being interviewed, then please dont waste our time. For details, send name, age, phone, and pic to feinfeel@yahoo.com Feel free to visit our website for additional infomation http://www.feinfeelfilms.com/

It is odd, though, how your wrestlers seem to resemble amateur Porn Stars.  Is porn part of the job description? In fact, is wrestling even part of the job? It seems to me that beating each other up in their underwear could hardly be described as "wrestling".

"Wrestling" is :"a sport in which two opponents struggle hand to hand in order to pin or press each other's shoulders to the mat or ground, with the style, rules, and regulations differing widely in amateur and professional matches. Compare catch-as-catch-can ( def. 3 ) , Greco-Roman ( def. 3 ) " *  I'm not sure that an underwear clad girl slamming another underwear clad girl's face into mud qualifies as wrestling, at least according to this definition.

Also, it seems to me that your so called wrestlers do not appear to be wrestlers, but rather bad lingerie models:





Is crappy at home wanna be lingerie modelling a prerequisite? Just need some info before I send my resume in. I wouldn't want you to think I was wasting your time.

Thanks!

Love,
ME

P.S. - if height, size, weight, etc. "don't matter" why do I have to send a pic?

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