Note to Self #7:

Dear Retardo Me:

Listen, I get you have a lot on your mind, but taking your kid to school at 8AM today for Fit Club when there WAS NO FIT CLUB and it clearly says there was no Fit Club on the paper you have hanging on your kitchen cabinet is RETARDED.

Get a clue & get it together!

PS. Have the kids do the Nickelodeon Fit instead of having to drag them to school at 8AM. Also maybe do some Sudoku or something to get your brain functioning so you can get your shit together.

Jackass.

Love,
ME