Please be advised that it is IMPOSSIBLE to get anything done with your lazy asses cramping my style.
YOU want to go to the library but are incapable of getting your coat on, putting on shoes or finding anything we may need for the trip, e.g., overdue library books/movies, your hat, an umbrella, WHATEVER.
Is there any reason you guys are COMPLETELY HELPLESS*? Seriously, it shouldn't take me 6 hours to get out the front door and start my day**.
Middle Spawn, please explain WHY you are able to cook your own breakfast yet are incapable of putting your shoes on? Oldest Spawn? You are the MOST useless. You do NOTHING!
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? Jerks.
Love ya!
Mommy
P.S. Thanks for breaking my lamp asstards.
*Clearly you must get this from your father.
**Ok so when the baby was sleeping and then when he crapped all over himself as I was walking out the door - THAT wasn't YOUR fault. But HE'S an INFANT and you two are USELESS.
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