Dear Baby Spawn:

Dear Baby Spawn:

Your separation anxiety is really a drag.

Haven't you figured out I always come back?

Stop your whining or maybe I WON'T come back.

Thanks.

Love you!

Love,
Mommy

P.S.

You know you are my favorite because you don't talk back yet AND you really don't get yourself into too much trouble.  (And also cause I think your eyes are hazel).

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Mommy