Dear Fuckhead Drivers:

Dear Fuckhead Drivers:

Hi. Do you think it is possible that you not try to run us down in the parking lot while we are trying to walk into the store? I'm just trying to shop here, and really can't afford to end up in the hospital (as much as I would like a vacation - and trust me, with this family, even a hospital visit is a freaking vacation). 

Thanks!

Love,
ME