I find it amazing the police haven't caught you yet with all the advertising you have been doing. Perhaps I should go undercover as a whore in order to take you down? Maybe there is a reward for your capture? I could use the money, as you know, since I came across your posting while job hunting:
Private, well established agency seeks companions to meet our Long Island members. We have two days a week available for each companion. Must be very attractive, fit and personable. Model types are most requested. Great $$, private and upscale clientele, relaxed and comfortable environment. If interested please reply with your name, age, contact number and two recent photos which include a face and a body shot. Thankyou, Anna
This ad is the best one to date! You might as well have just come right out and said you are running a whorehouse. I wonder how many applicants you will get? What a nice place to keep your victims and torture them before you murder them and dump them at the beach.
ME
P.S. What do you mean by "upscale"? Is Jude Law one of your clients? Cause I have no problem showing him a good time.
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