Note to Self 23

Note to Self 23:

Good job getting the mail today.  Maybe YOU are the one who needs a neurologist, since you dropped all the mail into the fish pond. That was super, super graceful of you.

It was great fun carrying Baby Spawn while trying to balance on the rocks and not fall in yourself while Middle Spawn screamed over and over again "DON'T FALL IN! YOU'RE GONNA FALL IN. BE CAREFUL. DON'T DROP THE BABY IN!"

Unfortunately the bills weren't wet enough to have the ink smear. Your balance sadly was clearly visible.  Time for you to take a Xanax with a Chardonnay chaser and go lay on the couch.

Just BREATHE.