At the Risk of Sounding Repetitive

Dear Dipshit:

I don't want to be a fucking nag, but I just wanted to thank you AGAIN for insisting we get wall to wall carpet.

It's been great. I love the dirt and stains that are all over that I constantly have to clean. I especially love when one of the Spawn spills something.

Also it's fab having to vacuum at least 6 times a day*.

Thanks again for always being right! Congrats on yet another GREAT idea.

Love you honey!

Love,
Your Adoring Wife

*How many times a day do YOU vacuum? Scroll down and take the poll on the right.