Dear Little Shits:
Thanks SO VERY VERY VERY much for waking up the baby from his morning nap. It's always a treat for everyone when he actually gets a nice nap, and to have it interrupted really made for some super fun pre-lunch screeching.
Another special thank you for stuffing a bottle in his face and then LOCKING THE DOOR. I so appreciate help from the Under 5 Crew. The way you guys do things is top rate. I love your logic! Of course if you lock the door, no one can go in and wake the baby up!! No one can go in PERIOD.
Now I hear him crying, and cannot find the key in this disgusting sucking black hole of a house where everything disappears.
Again, I thank you!!! You guys are THE BEST.
Love,
ME
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