Dear Asswipe:

Dear Asswipe:

WHAT THE FUCK. Can you please send me my paycheck?????

I am UNABLE to pay my fucking bills because YOU can't pay yours. GIVE ME MY MONEY.

Is it fair that I have to field phone calls from the stupid car loan people because you can't send me MY money on time????? I should fucking forward all calls to you!

Meanwhile, NICE LIES YOU TELL when I call about it and you act like it is in the mail. If it is in the mail, I would have gotten it 3 days ago. It's not like you are fucking mailing the shit to me from fucking Guam. You are 20 minutes away from me.

Dipshit.

Love,
ME