Dear BB:

Dear BB:

Isn't it embarrassing when your friend comes over for a sleep over and you loaf around on your ass, but SHE vaccuums up the baby powder MS dumped all over Baby Spawn's ride on truck?

Don't you feel like YOU SHOULD TAKE A CUE FROM HER when she CLEANS THE FUCKING DISHES AFTER DINNER?

OR HOW ABOUT when she CHANGED YOUR BABY BROTHER'S DIAPER?

Peer pressure works both ways you know!!!! Instead of fucking jumping on the Twinkle Toes, Silly Bandz, iCarly or Justin Bieber bandwagon, maybe you can jump onto the fucking Useful Child bandwagon???? 

Jeez.

You oughtta be ashamed of yourself.

Love,
Mom