Dear Children

Dear Children:

The following are not to be consumed for breakfast unless you are living in a frat house or something:

Doritos
Cheese Doodles
Ice cream sundaes
left-over pizza
soda
stuff you fish out of the garbage
old crusty food you find laying on the floor around the house
gum

The following are NEVER to be consumed at all:
crayons
Squinkies
baby powder
toothpaste
floor cleaner
toilet paper
hair clips
socks
magazines
paper
soap
paper clips
pencils
dirty diapers

Thanks!!!! Just looking out for you guys.

Love you all!

Love,
Mommy