Dear Subway Snobs:

Dear Subway Snobs:

I don't appreciate your bitchy looks as I smacked MS in the head with his croc on the subway.  You don't live with MS, so you can't possibly understand that HE DESERVED MUCH MORE THAN A SHOE TO THE HEAD.

Perhaps you missed him freaking out and flinging his shoes at me?

IF you took the time to watch, instead of giving me the death stare, you would have seen that he calmed the fuck down immediately after receiving the wack to the head. 

Don't judge me bitch! You only had to endure a 3 minute subway ride with these brats, but I've got them with me for life.

Love,
ME