Saturday, September 3, 2011

I KNOW How She Does It

Does anyone else find it completely ridiculous that Sarah Jessica Parker is in this movie?



I mean, seriously, not only did she not even have to fuck Ferris Beuller to get those twins she has, she didn't even have to be pregnant or birth them! That means not one stretch mark, not one pound gained, no nausea, no vomiting, NO AVOIDING ALCOHOL!!

I'll tell you how she fucking does it! She has a team of doctors, surrogates, nannies, cooks, maids, personal assistants, trainers, stylists, etc. She can do whatever the hell she wants all day because SOMEONE ELSE IS TAKING CARE OF HER KIDS. SOMEONE ELSE IS CONSTANTLY TAKING CARE OF HER EVERY NEED AND DESIRE.

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