Dear My Precious Little Baby Spawn:
Pink rubber erasers, while lovely and very appealing to look at, ARE NOT food! Thanks for taking a bite out of your sister's eraser. It was very amusing. One would think that you would quickly realize that an eraser tastes like ass, but NO! You went for yet another bite, and then tried to toast it in the toaster.
Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to get toasted eraser out of a toaster?
You are so cute!
Love you!
Love,
Mommy
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