Dear Moron:

Dear Moron:

Just so you know, if the laundry machine is occupied, THAT MEANS IT IS FUCKING OCCUPIED. It is NOT laundry room protocol to REMOVE the clean clothes from the washer and to throw them WET into the dryer with clean, dry clothes so that you can use the washing machine.

A normal person says "Hey, I need to use the washer, can you get your clothes out"? OR they take the clothes out of the dryer, and put them in a laundry basket and take the clothes from the washer and throw them in the dryer, thereby freeing up the washing machine. Duh.

Moreover, one does NOT take THEIR wet clean clothes from the washing machine, and then throw them in the dryer with the 2 FUCKING LOADS THAT ARE ALREADY IN THERE (because, in case anyone is having issues following this complex stupidity, there was 1 clean, dry load in the dryer, to which Moron then added 1 clean wet load and turned the dryer on, so that is 2 clean dry [damp] loads of laundry and then added HIS stupid clean wet clothes to the fucking 2 loads already in the dryer for a fucking total of 3 fucking loads of laundry in the dryer).

Not only are you just plain stupid, but you are wasting soap, electricity, dryer sheets and energy (by picking out your dumb clothes from the 2 loads in the dryer which were MINE) and killing the environment slowly.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Jackass.

Love,
ME