I can't have anything nice!

Dear Middle Spawn: I know you are a fucking technological genius and all but seriously??? Break my new fucking camera, and I'll break your fucking legs. Honestly??? Why must you take pictures of fucking angry birds and fucking Legos and basketballs???? Just FYI I delete that shit as soon as you put my precious and expensive and NEW camera down! SAVE TIME AND LEAVE MY SHIT ALONE. You are getting NOTHING out of this! Love Always, Mommy