When your almost 4 year old son jumps onto your back from a kitchen chair while you are loading the dishwasher, falls off your back and lands on the dishwasher, breaking the top rack AND while you are trying to comfort & console him while simultaneously trying to fix the dishwasher AND the butter you are melting on the stove catches fire* causing the smoke alarms to go off, the baby to cry and a big old fucking mess to happen, IT'S TIME TO ORDER A FUCKING PIZZA
Love,
ME
*Seemingly killing your stainless steel pan - EXCEPT - the Bar Keeper's Friend brought it back to life! Buy it in my favorite things store!
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