Monday, February 28, 2011

Dear Oldest:

Dear Oldest:

It's funny how you would think that it is "weird"* that your friend's daddy doesn't live with them because then "the mommy has to do everything".  Have you not noticed who does everything here**?

Did you not notice how this morning your dad wondered how he was going to get ready for work while I took the feline fucktard back to the vet?  I told him to make it work and learn how to do two things at once and he said he can't because "he has a job".  What's sad is that you have two brothers, and I will have to teach them to multitask***.

Love,
Mom


*You say weird, I say lucky.

**In case you're unsure, it's ME.

***Sad because those with penises are incapable it seems.

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