ATTN: Idiot

ATTN: Idiot

Nutella does not go in the refridgerator. I don't know how many times I have to say it.

Also, kindly do not put pans that look like THIS in the fucking dishwasher:

It's bad enough that you are such a retard that when you cook eggs, this is the result, but then you just throw it in the dishwasher actually believing it will get clean. You are a moron.

Also, at the risk of sounding repetitive, PLEASE WASH BABY BOTTLES BY HAND AND DO NOT PUT THEM IN THE DISHWASHER. It doesn't clean them properly*.


Sincerely,

ME

*While we are at it, can we look at what we are taking out of the dishwasher and make sure it is clean before putting it away.   ACTUALLY NEVER FUCKING MIND JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY KITCHEN YOU DOUCHE.