You Stupid Fuck:

You Stupid Fuck:

Just because I need to go hang out with my friends and drink wine every night does not mean "something fishy is going on".

I know it is hard for YOU to understand because you rarely spend a full day alone with your spawn, BUT IT IS HARD WORK.

And after a long day, I need a fucking drink*. YOU of all people should understand. ALSO it is way easier to get shit done sans** children. So when I need to go shopping, return something, etc., it is easier to do it after you get home and can sit with the kids*** and what's NICE is that I have friends who are willing to keep me company when I have to do all these boring ass errands. AND SO WHAT IF THERE IS BOOZE AT THE END OF IT****.

In conclusion, LEAVE ME ALONE, stop whining and GET OVER IT.

Love you,
ME


*Sound familiar to you??

**That's French for "without".

***For a whopping 15 minutes!!!!! They go to fucking bed 15 minutes after you get home!!!!!!!!

****At least I am not drinking alone. Ahem.......