Baby Spawn:
Back away from those wires!
I don't need you getting electrocuted! Need I remind you I am already on a list at poison control?
You and your animal siblings won't be happy until I am in the clink. You'll all be sorry when you only have your father to take care of you.
Straighten up bitches!
Love,
Mom
I just found your blog yesterday, and I've gone back and read a number of your posts. So funny! I'm certain you're a wonderful person and a wonderful mother. You should tie the little creatures up by their toes and let them "dangle" every now and then. That'll teach 'em!
ReplyDeleteYes, and you've created your own venue where you alone make the rules. Piss off to the rest if they don't like, or get it.
ReplyDeleteI love that you said "piss off". I must adopt it into my vocabulary.
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