To My "Self Cleaning" Oven:
Thanks for not self cleaning anymore.
It was great to spend 3 hours with my head in the oven ala Sylvia Plath.
This was such Cinderella-style work that, like Sylvia, I really wanted to turn the oven on and end it all!
Fuck off.
Love,
Me
Wouldn't work at my place. My house is all electric. Plus, I have roommates and they'd be out hassling me the min. they smelled burning hair.
ReplyDelete"Hey do you smell something burning."
"Yeah, I do. I am trying to take care of that problem along with all of life's other problems so stop distracting me."
hahaha
ReplyDeleteI too would continue cleaning if my hair was on fire, just to get it done.