Dear Clueless:
Hi! You've got balls the size of an elephant's for even suggesting that my kids are "wild"*. Your kid is a sociopath, but clearly your head is too far up your ass to notice. Next time, keep your opinions to yourself. Big mouth.
Thanks.
Love,
Me.
*I know my kids are nuts. But so are everyones. Mine are normal nuts. Which is to be distinguished from sociopath nuts.
Lol, parent fight!
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I can't wait til I have kids and screw them up in my own unique, individual way :)