Monday, April 4, 2011

Dear Middle Spawn:

Dear Middle Spawn:

I do love you very much but PLEASE stop pissing yourself! You are 4!!!

You can stop the video games to go pee. There's a wonderful little invention called the pause button. 

I think you will have to go to rehab for video game additiction. I will miss you, but it's for the best.

Love you!
Mommy

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