Dear Hookers:

Dear Hookers:

Hey I have a great idea!!! Stop advertising your hooker services on Craigslist!!! It'll be fine! You can stand on a street corner like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman instead of being bait for a mass murderer!

Everyone wins with this idea! YOU stay alive, and I get a nice peaceful summer at the beach. I'd really appreciate it if my kids don't stumble across a dead woman while waiting on line at the concession stand for ice cream. 

Thanks a bunch!

Love,
ME

P.S. - I realize it is a little cold for street walking, but summer is just around the corner. If it bothers you that much, you can just go to Vegas. It's warm all the time AND they'll give you a room to work out of.