Dear Mental Case:
If you think I'm having sex with someone (that would be YOU) who just puked all over my bathroom, you are even CRAZIER than I thought.
In fact, you need to get out of my bed, and go to a hotel. I don't have time to be sick because I have your three spawn to take care of AND NO HELP.
Please go shower in Lysol.
Thanks!
Love,
ME
oooh! nice and VISUAL!
ReplyDeletereading it makes me also want to vomit. Hopefully I didn't catch anything.....
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