Dear Retard:
Your license has officially expired. Get your ass:
a) to the doctor to take a fucking eye test; OR
b) to the armpit of the earth, aka, the DMV, where they will (hopefully) be (well, they are SUPPOSED to be ) competent enough to take care of this matter*.
I'm very sorry I cannot take your eye test for you. This is something you have to do yourself. It's bad enough I am your secretary, social coordinator, stylist, cook, maid, whore, pharmacist and driver. I CANNOT BE YOUR EYEBALLS TOO. So sorry.
Love you,
ME
*Stop laughing, he may get lucky.
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