To Whom It May Concern

To Whom It May Concern:

I came across your ad on Craigslist:

DBI Entertainment Studios is hiring Female Live Adult Webcam Models to work in our local studios in sunny St. Pete, FL. OR from your own home wherever you are.

We are hiring female models and good looking couples. We offer great pay, flexible hours, and weekly bonuses. full and part time available.

** For more information and to fill out an application visit our website at: www.dbientertainmentstudios.net and click on the "Apply to become a model link" **

If I do full time, would that mean 40 hours a week? I’m not sure if my husband (or any man) is physically up to that task. Would I be able to write off Viagra, sex toys & lube on my taxes? What do I have to do to earn these bonuses you speak of?

I can’t make it to Sunny St. Pete, but I do have my own webcam up here in NY and I might as well make it work for me since it is just sitting here collecting dust.

Sounds like a great opportunity.

Thanks for considering me!*

Sincerely,

ME

*By the way, I am being SARCASTIC here.  I feel I have to put a disclaimer on here for all the fucking losers who actually think I am applying for this job. For you morons, sarcasm = The use of irony to mock or convey contempt (Thank you Wikipedia).  Try not to get your panties in a bunch and please don’t call my parents to say I’ve become an internet whore. Thanks.