Not sure if you are aware, but Marry Poppins is NOT a real person. I saw your ad, and wanted to reach out to you, and help you get the psychological assistance that you so clearly need:
LOOKING FOR MARY POPPINS
Full-time live-out nanny, ( babysitter ) following a teacher's schedule. Care for 1 yr and 4 yr old girls at our home, approx 7:30 am to 4:00 pm, Monday to Friday, including driving 4 yr old to and from local school. Also do light housekeeping, laundry, dishes, etc. Must be warm, kind, nurturing, mature, responsible, reliable, trustworthy, patient, serious, punctual. Non-smoker. Must have experience and excellent references. Must have a clean driving record and a safe and reliable vehicle. Hours are approximate, candidate must have some flexibility. Mother is a teacher, so job hours follow teacher's schedule, generally no work on school vacations, holidays, weekends, or summer(s), unless otherwise agreed in advance. Ideal candidate has experience being a mom, but this is not a requirement. Job start date: approx Aug 10, 2011 So basically you want a slave who will bust her ass for you with a smile on her face, and will sing show tunes while she works. Maybe you are new at this mom thing, but just FYI a spoonful of sugar does not make the medicine go down. And guess what, NO ONE anywhere except the fictional Mary Poppins possesses all of the qualities you require. And your ideal candidate would have"experience being a mom"???? So what? They are supposed to leave THEIR own kids to take care of yours???
You MUST be living in a Disney movie.
Do yourself a favor and come back down to reality.
Love,
ME
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