Friday, August 19, 2011

Dear Dickbag:

Dear Dickbag:

Please don't wave your hands at me and yell as if I am the one doing something wrong.

I am going straight and you are turning left. This means I have the right of way, NOT YOU. 

Also, YOU ARE DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE FUCKING ROAD.

So SHUT THE FUCK UP. Because I want nothing more than to get out of my car and punch your face out.

You dumb douche.

Love,
ME

P.S.  I have a map that will help you. I've posted it before, but maybe you missed it? In any event, here it is. Study it. And next time, drive on the right side of the road. Unless you are in England or something.

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