Dear Dickhead:

Dear Dickhead:

Let me get this straight:

You are too tired to wash your dinner dishes, too tired to get the kids a snack, too tired to watch TV and too tired to make yourself a sundae, BUT you are NOT too tired for sex?

I suggest you put your dick to sleep.

Maybe if I didn't have to do all this fucking shit, I WOULDN'T BE TOO TIRED FOR SEX.

Jackass

Love,
ME