I Wasn't Even Drunk!

To Whom It May Concern: It was terribly embarrassing to smash my own head with my car door while dropping MS off at preschool. It was terribly alarming when my head began to swell right before my very eyes. I had to go home, and put ice on that shit before going to work. I was quite the sight. Meanwhile, I have come up with a story to tell instead of the car door thing. Please vote on your favorite.....I would put a poll in, except I can't figure out this new blogger: 1. I was mugged by a gang of midgets. 2. I was having kinky sex (thank you 50 Shades). 3. I got into a car accident. 4. A BOE member punched me. As usual, your opinion matters.... Let me know what you think! Many thanks! Love, ME