Dear Boozehound:
When your children refer to beer as "daddy juice", it's time to check into rehab.
By the way, I'm so glad you are getting that much needed rest with this middle of the day nap. You really deserve it.
Fondly,
Your Beautiful Wife
P.S. Downing an entire bottle of Patron is not something to be proud of. Even when you split it with your friend. Especially when I am the one suffering because of your hangover.
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