Monday, February 28, 2011

Dear Dopey:

Dear Dopey:

If you want to keep the fact that you are knocked up a secret, then don't order a ginger ale while out to dinner with your friends.

For future reference, go for coke or wine next time. One glass won't kill you or the fetus, and will totally keep your secret.




Now you've been outed. Congrats!!!!!

Love ya,
ME

P.S. I wish you a speedy and pain free delivery*

xoxoxoxoxoxox
ME

*hahahahhaahhahahahaaaaaaahahahaa

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