Dear Pretard*:
Please do not make my life more difficult by trying to steal horrid green eyeshadow, cheetos, and a bag of Reese's Pieces out of Rite Aid.
I will not apologize for screaming at the checkout girl to call the police on you. I don't care if you are only three.
Sincerely,
Your loving mother.
*Must give credit where credit is due: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1025225801 Pretard is his word. This guy is fucking hilarious.
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