Dear Freaks:

Dear  Freaks:

It is so very true that you come out at night. 

While enjoying a nice evening out with friends we were very amused by all of you, especially the 50 year old Cyndi Lauper wannabe.  NOTE:  No one your age should have that hair. In fact, NO ONE who is NOT Cyndi herself should have that hair!!! Please She Bop your way to the salon. Your True Colors are NOT beautiful.

Also, when you are selling bamboo rings to fund your trip to New Mexico* try to make sure they fit on people's fingers. All of them were the size of cock rings for midgets**.  Also, maybe you should sell your iphone 4 and stop buying people drinks if you are trying to save money for your trip, but what do I know?

Love,
ME

P.S. I know Girls Just Wanna Have Fun but really we could do it without the So Unusual hair.

*To build houses made out of tin cans and rubber tires with a company called Earth Ships  http://www.earthships.com/

**Words of a fellow bar goer