To All the Shmucks in La La Land:

To All the Schmucks in La La Land*:

Yeah, I have a problem with you. Constantly, movies are about "poor" people. But I WISH I could be a poor person in one of your movies. Because those poor people are still dressed in designer clothes, and going out all night having fun, AND not making their own breadcrumbs out of the ends of the bread that no one wants to eat, and recycling bottles to get money off of their groceries.

They ALL have these spacious, beautiful homes/apartments/whatever. They all drive REALLY nice cars, and never map out the way they will go based on where the gas station is, how much gas they will use, etc.  OK fine, Susan Delfino on Desperate Housewives had to move into a "crappy" motel and create fetish videos because she was so poor. BUT honestly, that crap motel room was furnished better than my house, AND she looks damn good! That lingerie was designer.  Plus, her kidney is failing and she has no problem with her insurance company. If it were me, I'd be dead already.  My insurance company doesn't pay for anything AND most dumbass doctors won't touch you til after you pay them.

And another thing, how ridiculous is it that all these movies that have well off characters who do reallty cool  jobs that don't actually require them to do any work at all, and also in real life, would never earn them any money, e.g., writer, actor, dancer, whatever????? They just all sit at home while the money rolls in.

This is bullshit. Get a clue. Dress the bitch in jeans from Target that are 5 years old and a fucking free t-shirt she got from applying for a credit card that is now maxed out because she doesn't have enough cash for gas or groceries.

Thanks for listening, retards.

Love,
Me

*Hollywood