HELLO:
I'm not sure if you noticed, a door is a "swinging or sliding barrier[s] that will close the entrance to a room"*.
This means, just to spell it out for you, that they are NOT coloring books. So don't color on them.
Thanks.
Love,
Mom
PS - stop coloring on the walls as well. A wall is a wall**, and not an artist's canvas.
*definition of "door" from wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
**actually a wall is "An upright structure of masonry, wood, plaster, or other building material serving to enclose, divide, or protect an area, especially a vertical construction forming an inner partition or exterior siding of a building", if you want to get technical about it. From http://www.thefreedictionary.com/wall
My son once drew big red circles in wax crayon on my newly painted white walls.
ReplyDeleteIt was around that time that I began to consider keeping children in cages.
I think there should be shock collars. You know, like for dogs.
ReplyDeleteWhen the kid goes near the wall with a crayon, you press a button, and a SMALL electrical charge is administered.
Nothing crazy. Just like static electricity.
I am a fan of the Pavolovian approach to anything.