To the Tranny in the Burgundy Corolla:
How nice that you, with a cell phone gripped in your man hands, insisted on racing down the highway like a lunatic, swerving in and out of cars.
It's also nice that you don't believe in turn signals. It was a fun game to play with the kids - guess where the Tranny will go next!
How lucky for us that you were going the same way as us for miles, and that, like most men, are unable to multitask* and were practically driving on the grass of the exit ramp while trying to make your phone call.
You fucking beast. GET A CLUE. Hire a driver to take you to your sex change operation. JUST GET OFF THE ROAD. Ass.
Love,
ME
*Unless you are jerking off and watching porn at the same time (one of my friends always says this and it is SO TRUE)
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