Dear Creep:

Dear Creep:

Nothing is nicer than being awake since 5AM sick as a dog.  Even better is having all three kids awake while YOU catch up on your beauty sleep.

So sorry your Lexapro makes you exhausted.  I know you need it because the 15 minutes you spend with the kids really gets your anxiety up.

Let's schedule a time where I can give you a back rub and feed you some grapes while you watch baseball. You deserve it.

Love,
Your Loving Wife.