Dear Dipshit:

Dear Dipshit:

What's wrong with this ad???? (Besides the fact that it was posted in the HELP WANTED section, meaning people who are looking for JOBS for THEMSELVES will be searching your ad):

ELEMENTARY TUDOR (Long Island)

Elementary Tutor Available: $45 Per hour and flexible pricing options!

Experienced Certified Elementary teacher, located on the south shore of Long Island, Suffolk County, looking to tutor K- grade 6 all subjects in your home, library or my home. Price is $45.00 per hour in my home or $50.00 per hour at your location (may vary due to travel expense). Please call or email to discuss further.

Clearly you know how to spell "TUTOR" as you spelled it right in the actual ad. But REALLY???? I'm supposed to pay YOU $45 an hour to help my child and you are advertising that you are an elementary "tudor" (TUDOR, as in English ruling dynasty (1485-1603), including Henry VII and his descendants Henry VIII, Edward VI, Mary I, and Elizabeth I. OR adj (Fine Arts & Visual Arts / Architecture) denoting a style of architecture of the late perpendicular period and characterized by half-timbered houses)*". 

You are a moron.

Love,

ME

*Thanks http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Tudor.

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