To The Powers That Be:

To The Powers That Be:

I am up to my ASS in fucking fundraisers! Magazines, wrapping paper, nuts, etc. AND THIS IS JUST THE FIRST FUCKING WEEK OF SCHOOL! I know more of this shit is on its way.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUNDRAISER FOR ME?????

I'm fucking broke as shit, yet getting a People Magazine subscription, a fucking box of peanut brittle and some peace sign wrapping paper all to support MS's preschool, & BB's girl scout troop.  Meanwhile, I'm living off my fucking credit cards, and about to get my legs broken by a dickbag collection agency employee. 

I propose a fundraiser to save my ass. We can call it whatever you want (I am open to suggestions). 

Love,
ME